Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Fnask fornedrad av New York Guvernor i skandal.

Spitzer meddelade i morse att han formellt avgar pa Mandag. Ingen tid till oversattning tyvarr, men har finns skandalen forklarad.

New York - At a hastily scheduled morning press conference at the headquarters of New York’s exclusive Emperors Club prostitution ring, high priced call girl “Kristen” announced that she would temporarily step aside in the wake of charges that she had engaged in sex with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.

“I made a serious mistake and betrayed the trust of my co-workers, my many clients, and my pimps,” she said in a quiet voice cracking with emotion. “I will be taking a leave of absence to earn their forgiveness, and redeem myself in the eyes of the entire expensive whore community.”

The embattled prostitute did not mention Spitzer by name, and stopped short of offering an official resignation. But longtime sex industry insiders say that it will be difficult for Kristen to return to her post in light of mounting federal wiretap evidence that she had sexually serviced the Governor on at least two occasions.

“It will be hard for her to spin her way out of this,” said Destinee Rizzo, editor of the trade journal Executive Concubine.“After taking on clients like that, her days as a five diamond, high-roller suite call girl are over. Frankly, with all the press coverage she’ll be lucky to get a job as a $5 truck stop lot lizard in Kentucky.”

“The big problem now is to keep this incident from threatening the whole expensive whore industry,” added Rizzo.

Fran bloggen Iowahawk.


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